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Gmail keeps a lot of crap out of my email inbox. Here are some choice Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lohan ones for your bored enjoyment

Warning!! PG-13 / R !! I’ve geekily censored pretty much every PG word in here.

TOP FIVE crappy Spam Email titles in my Spam-box:

1. Paris Hilton swaps v-gina for p-nis

2. Paris Hilton opens live s-x chat phone line

3. Paris Hilton full of Seamen

4. “Britney tried to drain my scr-tum”: Bush

5. Paris Hilton gets a third breast implant. Taunts Lohan & Spears to do the same!

Bonus: a picture one. . . (so trashy ><)

coz I always get people giving me helpful fashion advice - this week’s batch is for Fall ‘08.

This season is all about Classic and Sophisticated Tailored Clothes, Go with Buttoned-up things and a look that is very Rich…

Flats w/ a very little elevation is soo gonna b HOTT this fall of 2008, so buy some of those >_< oh btw belk has like tons of shoes that r super cheap, more cheaper than macy's most the time :D

Hrm… so what do you guys think?