Goldie Blogs You Better!

Sigh.

Here’s the two amazing comedy skits on Saturday Night Live by the wonderful guest-starring Tina Fey on the atrocious VP candidate Sarah Palin:

Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton:

Sarah Palin and Katie Couric’s blinks of DAMNATION:

Hilarious. They edited out all the hoo-haa and made it extra special and awesome and WORK APPROPRIATE.

Fav scenes are the koala, candy and other hilarities.

What an adorable drama! Seigi no Mikata or “Ally of Justice” is about this poor younger sister Yoko and her wicked (and smart. . . and hot) older sister Makiko. Despite Makiko’s efforts to be as evil as possible every day - her wickedness actually makes people happy.

Catch the entire series streaming on Crunchyroll here!

I think the poor younger sister kinda looks like me when i was younger.

Especially here

I’m finishing up the series, and it’s so good ><

Ahh. Because we can’t get enough of celebs or people who look like celebs.

Now you can date celebs off of Celebrity Dating Network - a very very trashy and cheap-looking site that was briefly mentioned on Techcrunch.

Some ideas for what you can look for on the site:

1) It allows ordinary people to meet and to date actual celebrities
2) It allows celebrities to meet and date other real celebrities
3) It allows you to search for and date people who resemble your favorite celebrity
4) It allows you to search for and date people who resemble the great love of your life
5) It will allow you to search for and date people who look like your last boyfriend / girlfriend

These are all so awkward, I would know where to begin.

Here’s some awesome pictures:

In addition, the site asks that you are single and figure out what celeb you look like (lol!). You can get a limited free membership here and VIP memberships are 20 bucks a month and can be purchased by some poor sap here.

Gmail keeps a lot of crap out of my email inbox. Here are some choice Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lohan ones for your bored enjoyment

Warning!! PG-13 / R !! I’ve geekily censored pretty much every PG word in here.

TOP FIVE crappy Spam Email titles in my Spam-box:

1. Paris Hilton swaps v-gina for p-nis

2. Paris Hilton opens live s-x chat phone line

3. Paris Hilton full of Seamen

4. “Britney tried to drain my scr-tum”: Bush

5. Paris Hilton gets a third breast implant. Taunts Lohan & Spears to do the same!

Bonus: a picture one. . . (so trashy ><)