It’s Day 2 of back to the motherland. It’s 9am here and 5pm back home.

Here’s life so far:

1. Twitter and Facebook are blocked.

2. I speak like a retarded 2 year old child in Chinese.

3. Watched some crappy Chinese television full of angry anorexic pale Chinese peoples talking about each others.

4. Complimentary breakfast = greeasy tasty chow mein + eggs + watermelon!

5. I can’t see past the next 3 tall buildings.

The layover in Tokyo was fun – gotta see some fashionistas in the airport!
Welp. That’s it for all Catch y’all later!