Oi! So I usually love the Food Network, but how did they let a woman like Sandra Lee. The premise of the show is that she doesn’t really cook and SO CAN YOU!


Here’s a few holiday cakes she made:


“Kwanza Cake” aka “I’ve never talked to a black person/someone who celebrates Kwanza in my life”



But who could forget her Hanukkah Cake?



And last but not least, her lovely “Heirloom Noel Cake” aka Yellow Atrocity!



And because I’m amused by the comments of the person who made this video:



SIGH.


On the up side here’s the trailer for the boxing movie I’m in!


One Response to “I Can’t Cook But Neither Can Sandra Lee (Kwanza Cake)”

  1. LOL! Heehee, this is hilarious Goldie! I love how this woman’s “cooking” involves simply getting the crappiest foods at the store and covering them in a new mysterious “icing” in each episode.

    Kwanzaa – Acorns? Seriously?

    Hanukkah – I love how she says, “Blah blah blah Christmas” in reference to Haunukkah! And pearls? I wasn’t aware this was really, “old lady cake!”

    Yellow Atrocity – LICORICE?

    Yeee thanks for linking to the trailer! Some people like Earth, Wind, and Fire’s, “Let’s Groove” as opposed to Bee Gees for the soundtrack…but I think the Bee Gees version (“More Than a Woman”) has funnier and more approp lyrics!

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