Ah yes. McCain’s running mate is the very special Sarah Palin. Despite the fact that she does indeed look like Tina Fey, I must protest. Either way here’s some top five news bits and clips in case you’ve been hanging out under a rock.

1. VPILF.com – ok ok, so this isn’t news, but it is a RSS feed devoted to how hot Sarah Palin is. Sigh.

2. Palin’s Daughter is Preggers – by an 18 yr old young man. Now she’s going to marry him. Hrm.

3. Palin’s Daughter maybe gave birth to what appears to be Palin’s youngest child – yikes. 16 hours since labor pains start and THEN you give birth? Suspicious.

4. Debate on Sarah Palin’s child’s pregnancy -

Just watch this – not much else I can say…

5. Sarah Palin has foreign policy experience because Alaska is close to Russia.

Priceless!

Go get’em Sarah Palin, go get’em.

Oh this old thing? I got it on my last Presidential Campaign, teehee