I do acting sometimes and I get all sorts of interesting solicitations. . .

Image from thanks to: Miss Teen USA

Something tells me, I’m not quite as big-teeth-capped as last year’s winner, Hilary Cruz.

Original Casting Call (look I’m within the age groups!):

We are now selecting contestants to participate in this year’s state pageant, the official preliminaries to the prestigious MISS USA and MISS TEEN USA! We are looking for residents of California woman between the ages of 14 to 27! The winner will compete on national TV on NBC, we have celebrity judges, and a truly priceless prize package! This is the chance to truly have a once and a lifetime experience!

Hrm, someone should really be looking more closely after last year’s debacle.