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Oh Hot Pot. Not only scorching but also full of bloody eel and spicier then $(@&$(@*$@.

Untitled from Chendi Zhang on Vimeo.

Yes, I look sweaty, big-headed and terrified. All three things I def was on the Great Wall:

Great Wall from Chendi Zhang on Vimeo.

I couldn’t resist these hilarious china-related videos…

China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter

Police Still Searching For Missing Productive, Obedient Woman

China’s Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is

Still hanging out – found out that i’m currently in Chongqing – it’s a pretty neat mix between New York high rises and the gaudy lights of Las Vegas – I’m told that that it closely resembles Hong Kong.

Guys and girls here are both REALLY skinny. I mean like 26″ waist skinny. And there’s been maybe 1 fat girl. I’m a little bit above average *cough* and possibly really weird (??) looking with the result that I’m getting stares from every guy on the street. And not just the American glances. It’s the stop, STARRREEEE and move closer… I had two waitress girls from this fancy restaurant take cell phone pictures of me and Chendi.

Speaking of waitresses, all of them are really cute and wear these adorable chinese dresses. Also, all the girls have been going ga-ga over Chendi – which I think is super cute

We’ve been going back and forth between one shopping mart where I went to the most expensive store and bought a *gasp* $30 dollar t-shirt. My Chinese is super bad, but even I could tell the snarky salesperson was telling the girl I was with that first of all, the t-shirt would only go with SHORTS, and second, the baggy fit of the first t-shirt I tried on was good for my above average chest size *shakes fist*

We also ate lots of food. I mean LOTS and LOTS. There’s this special type of spice they grow and use here that numbs your mouth and it’s sooooo good and in everything .

Also, on a side note, about 1/5 of the guys here look EXACTLY like my friend leonard. Pretty hilarious.

Here’s some of the pretty pics:

Me chillin with Iron Man

Me eating some spicy noodles in HUMID weather!

Slurping up some nice Puer tea!

Pretty buildings!

Chendi chilling with his 100 100 yuan y’all!

It’s Day 2 of back to the motherland. It’s 9am here and 5pm back home.

Here’s life so far:

1. Twitter and Facebook are blocked.

2. I speak like a retarded 2 year old child in Chinese.

3. Watched some crappy Chinese television full of angry anorexic pale Chinese peoples talking about each others.

4. Complimentary breakfast = greeasy tasty chow mein + eggs + watermelon!

5. I can’t see past the next 3 tall buildings.

The layover in Tokyo was fun – gotta see some fashionistas in the airport!
Welp. That’s it for all Catch y’all later!