Goldie Blogs You Better!

Sigh.

Here’s the two amazing comedy skits on Saturday Night Live by the wonderful guest-starring Tina Fey on the atrocious VP candidate Sarah Palin:

Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton:

Sarah Palin and Katie Couric’s blinks of DAMNATION:

So a while back, I heard about the SM Entertainment auditions. They’ve produced such Korean wunderkid acts like BoA and Super Junior (less heard of in the West, but doing fine in the East). I’m in the process of finding an agent - and this appears to be the best possible timing.

The best part is the waiting room: booming music of previous and current SM starlets and nervous pimply 12 - 17 year old children (no I wasn’t the oldest person there, just the only one with real boobs).

The actual audition itself is a bit nerve-wracking. As an actress/model, I did a bit of a monologue and catwalked. At the end, I realized that what they really wanted was a pre-pubescent 14 year old girl or boy who could sing and dance (then why audition actresses and models!!).

Oh welly!

Hilarious. They edited out all the hoo-haa and made it extra special and awesome and WORK APPROPRIATE.

Fav scenes are the koala, candy and other hilarities.

I’ve finally gone back to black hair after a month in the world of blonde (how high-maintenance!)

Here’s a quick before shot:

Yep, blonde

Here’s my new do:

Chendi says I look like Joan Jett. Maybe?

What an adorable drama! Seigi no Mikata or “Ally of Justice” is about this poor younger sister Yoko and her wicked (and smart. . . and hot) older sister Makiko. Despite Makiko’s efforts to be as evil as possible every day - her wickedness actually makes people happy.

Catch the entire series streaming on Crunchyroll here!

I think the poor younger sister kinda looks like me when i was younger.

Especially here

I’m finishing up the series, and it’s so good ><